Wednesday, October 14, 2009
The 10 dumbest things to do professional athletes
The 10 dumbest things to do professional athletes It seems that there are lots of things professional athletes do idiot. I suppose that if you put a lot of young people, together, give them a boat load of money and a lot of free time, what can you expect? When beautiful women, the media and the luxury of life are thrown at them, their cockiness and stupidity are only amplified. Here are my top ten, but of course there are many more. However, we must always remember, are only too human. 1. Play with me are good! View of the NFL players will never beat his chest like a gorilla after they had just done a good game? Guess what? Knows what Tarzan or something, but looks a little 'ridiculous. Maybe, if it has been in the field and I was 170 pounds to watch a football defensive lineman hits the chest after a sack, it may be a little 'intimidated, but overall, really stupid to do so. (I have participated in an all-women professional? S football this year and saw a woman of 350 pounds, which was particularly scary.) 2nd The God Factor, Part I hate it when players point up to heaven and thank God after a good game too. Note however that I am not criticizing religion or anyone for having faith in God. " But this seems lame. It happens a lot in MLB for some reason. Pedro Martínez will make a strikeout to tap his chest twice and point the finger of God, as if he and God were chatting earlier about possible strategies for the launch, in the dressing room, and the strategy they chose together worked, so he had personally to thank God for their phone line. 3rd The God Factor, Part II, changing rooms, margins, dugouts, bullpens, the courts and the parties are often full of men in prayer. A question? If you are praying to win and to win your opponent is praying that God did not choose? 4th Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha Gonna Do time for you? Why pro Jocks arrested for drugs and / or possession of both weapons? Of course, many people do this, unfortunately, that has simply heard about the famous athletes who do. C? Monday, boys, take the drugs at home, stop driving while high, and shout from the rooftops, stop packin? No? We do not need a gun. Who? D is for damages? You? Back six six and weigh 275 pounds! 5th It was not? Not Me! Congress say no? Steroids do, and then decreased to steroids is pretty stupid. I loved to see the clips where Rafael Palmero Saturday pointed a finger at the Congress hearing stating with disgust and trust? I do not take steroids. And then the next clip shows what we apologize profusely for taking steroids. 6. Te Quiero A Dead The murder of ex-lovers, no? It happens very often, fortunately, but would make my list? Is not complete without at least mentioning OJ 7. Rabbits seem to a lot of NBA players out there that use the phrase? My child? And the mother? a little 'too often. And there? S too many professional athletes? the introduction of their children as friends? My brother from another mother. Never heard of a condom? 8th Serve as Bling Bling? What? S fascinating to watch professional athletes blow through all their millions in the first year or two and then have nothing left at retirement, usually only a few years later. How many fifty years of age were still playing pro sports? Not many (fewer players, of course, who drag their canes and bottles with them on the street). So why not? T Pro athletes save a couple dollars? 9th I love that pig? S is not too smart to get injured off the job when? You are a professional athlete. Cleveland Browns Kellen Winslow Jr. crashed his motorcycle recently and now miss the 2005 NFL season. Jay Williams, a project to choose the number one of the Chicago Bulls also got in a motorcycle accident and has not played since. What? S with bikes anyway? Speaking of killing the goose that lays the golden eggs. 10th ? When you reach a fork to take? ? Yogi Berra Saying really dumb things in the media of communication seems to be particularly easy to do if? You are a professional athlete. I looked in many places online to get a good list here. My problem is that there are many good, it was me? Not sure what to choose. But here are a few gems: a. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I have a lot to my parents, especially my mother and my father." B. Tito Fuentes baseball player, having beaten by a roll? They do not have to throw at me. I am the father of five or six children. "c. Ray Malavasi football coach: "I do not care what the tape says. I did not say that. " D. Baseball player Dizzy Dean, after a 1-0 game: "The game was less than the score indicated." E. Boxing Analyst: "Yes there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." F. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like having Dicks eleven in the field. "G. Bill Cowher, Pittsburgh Steelers coach: "We are not attempting to circumcise rules." H. Jim Wohford: "Ninety percent of the game is half mental." i. Joe Theismann: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is someone like Norman Einstein. "J. Charles Shackleford of the NCSU basketball team: "Left, right, never mind. I'm amphibious. " k. Shaquille O'Neal, on his lack of championships: "I've won at every level except college and professional." As I asked before, what can we expect from professional athletes? Which often reflect society as a whole. Too much time, money and fame at a young age can actually increase the stupidity, simple. We all say and do stupid things, but fortunately, no? If you do not have microphones and cameras pointed us all the time. As Norman Einstein used to say:? Very smart athletes stay away from problems because it is able to predict the future with their ESPN.